Donald Trump may be Wolverine XXX Parodyheaded to the White House, but there's one place he's not going: Rio.

Old footage recently began to circulate showing the candidate aggressively playing beach volleyball. But because he's Donald Trump, he doesn't do it in shorts and a t-shirt. He does it in classic Trump style, wearing jeans, a polo shirt, and a belt.

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The billionaire plays volleyball the way billionaires do: incorrectly.

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Here's a brief video of the incident, with the song "Playing With The Boys” by Kenny Loggins added.

It's a sweet, nostalgic look back to Trump's more innocent days, a time before he called on voters to assassinate Hillary Clinton, tried to build a wall against Mexicans and dangled with nuclear weapons.

Awwww Trump.